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Born in Earth's greatest decade - the 90's, he spent years becoming an expert at every facet of life. When the time was right and Earth needed him the most, he threw it all away to retrieve and share the most hilarious photos he could find on the internet.
With the addition of his random, lightly researched, highly opinionated posts on the events unfolding around him he automatically - but more importantly, unofficially, he was elected as a supreme being and Earth's greatest citizen.
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Official reviews:
"The best thing that's happened since someone killed my neighbours cat!"
- some asshole.
"....hate him. He even wears a crown and cape when he's putting out the trash. Also I suspect he killed my cat.
- neighbour.
"I shit everywhere, and scratch everyone, I want to die."
- cat.
"What's a blog?"
- mom.
"Definitely the greatest citizen of Earth, it's even an official quote on his blog."
- me.
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T's & C's - if you reblog anything you've seen here you have automatically signed a binding contract to follow me, so that we can become soul mates for the rest of your life, and a part of my life (I will naturally live longer than you...but who's really the lucky one?...deep.).
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>>On the 11th of July 2011 it was brought to my attention that my photo (a stack of neatly folded towels) was too intimidating for some of my followers (see "Ask Me" posts) thus with tremendous humility and unbelievable fortitude of courage I changed it to a stack of neatly folded tea towels. As a result of this magnificent display of greatness I promptly knighted myself as the hero that Gotham deserves, thank you for watching.
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